[This was originally written on August 18th, but no one got it because of a glitch in the system. Hopefully, you are getting this now.]
Today, I was working at the Welcome Center in Ellison Bay. We have a tiny office that isn’t even big enough to have its own bathroom.
Today, a schizophrenic man came in and started yelling at me about how Ellison Bay is unwelcoming to tourists and it’s going to pot. I pointed out all the cars parked around, but I guess that didn’t help. He said he was going to report Ellison Bay to the federal government. I’d rather face a breathing ghost than a schizophrenic in a small space any day!